“Why are you so quiet?”

sodamnrelatable:

“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.

via sodamnrelatable

YEah, I say “Because I hate everyone.” 

They eventually stop asking though.

jadeharleyismywaifu:

You say Lady Gaga, I say Pizza Kids

You say Hannah Montana, I say Pizza Kids

You say Owl City, I say Pizza Kids

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Pizza Kids

You say Justin Bieber, I say Pizza Kids

You say Taylor Swift, I say Pizza Kids

95% of kids today listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you’re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it into the comments. Don’t let the spirit of Pizzacore die!

(Source: clairesawyer)

coagulates:

glorify-lust:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

I have nothing more to add =D

my…my…post…

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saramalaj:

kiiitten:

literally crying

pussy pussy pussy

(Source: staysexxxy)

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Oh, my goodness. This is me. For real.

Best part about this is the mirror giving the posterior view.

(Source: terroriser)